Ah, the end of another school year approaches. And as always happens, lists of “most excellent” answers to test questions begin to circulate. Here are a few I “borrowed” from another blogger. Yes, I admit it, these posts appear when my time or inclination for actual creatively inspired and original work is low…Q:Â Â What do we call the science of classifying living things? A:Â Â Racism Â Q:Â Â Name four heavy metals and their symbols. A:Â Â Megadeath, Anthrax, Slayer and MetallicaÂ Q:Â Â Whatâ€™s your greatest accomplishment so far? A:Â Â Starting this homework Q:Â Â What hasnâ€™t happened yet that you are looking forward to? A:Â Â I havenâ€™t started question #3 yet, and Iâ€™m looking forward to it. Q:Â Â What have you been given to start you on your journey? A:Â Â A pencil Q:Â Â Whatâ€™s new, interesting and appealing? A:Â Â The question after this one. Q:Â Â Whatâ€™s old, worn out, and boring? A:Â Â The question before this one Â Q:Â Â The first cells were probably _________ A:Â Â Lonely Â Q:Â Â Imagine you lived in the same time as Abraham Lincoln.Â Â What would you say to him? A:Â Â Donâ€™t go see that play. Â Q:Â Â Explain briefly what hard water is. A:Â Â Ice
Q:Â Â In the space below, please enter any comments about this course or instructor not covered above. A:Â Â If I had only one hour more to live, Iâ€™d spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity. Â Q:Â Â If Miranda cannot see anything when she looks in her microscope, suggest one reason why. A:Â Â She is blind. Â Q:Â Â To change centimeters to meters, you ______? A:Â Â Take out the â€œcentiâ€ Â Q:Â Â Explain the saying, â€œSome people donâ€™t look up until they are flat on their backsâ€. A:Â Â It means some people canâ€™t look up because something is wrong with their necks.Â Â For example, if someone gets kicked in the neck by a kung fu midget, they wonâ€™t be able to look up.
Q::Â Â Where was the Declaration of Independence signed: A:Â Â At the bottom Â Q: There are 300 students in the class.Â Â Mary and Mark want to find out the classâ€™ favorite color.Â Â Mary asks 30 people.Â Â Mark asks 150 people.Â Â Mark says that his conclusion is more likely to be right than Maryâ€™s.Â Â Why does Mark think he is right. A:Â Â Because Mark is a man Â Q:Â Â Explain why phosphorous trichloride is polar. A:Â Â Because God made it that way Â Q:Â Â What type of attractive force or bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal of sodium chloride? A:Â Â James Bond Â Q:Â Â Assess Fashion Houseâ€™s decision to locate its factory near Birmingham.Â Â Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business? A:Â Â No, because Birmingham isnâ€™t very fashionable. Â Q:Â Â Name one of the early Romansâ€™ greatest achievements. A:Â Â Learning to speak Latin Â Q:Â Â Write a short story in as few words as possible.Â Â The story must contain the following three elements:Â Â religion, sexuality and mystery. A:Â Â â€œGood God, Iâ€™m pregnant.Â Â I wonder who did it.â€Â